Miss America
I oversee
The sexiest of history
I’m surrounded by these
Babes all day
I put myself in charge
To coronate the royalty
It’s great to run
The beauty pageant
I go backstage
With immunity
I really really like
What I see
These naked broads
Would do anything for me
That's why I run
The beauty pageant
chorus
Miss America is fine
Miss America is mine
Feast your eyes on Miss America
Miss America is sweet
From her head down to her feet
Everybody loves Miss America
chorus
(spoken)
My hotel suite
Down in Atlantic City
Has seen some action
Oh boy you can bet
The girls they come and go
And I’m the luckiest guy I know
It’s so darn good to run
The beauty pageant
They're not so smart
But I do not really care
We don’t talk much
Anyway
We do some blow
And then we start the show
Now it’s time for
The beauty pageant
chorus
Everybody loves Miss America
Everybody loves Miss America