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Melania's Lament

On cold Slovenia night
I walk alone to milk goat
3 strong men they kidnap me
They grab me by the throat

They say we work at KGB
And if I make fuss
We kill your family and your goat
If you don't work for us

They send me to America 
To marry billionaire
And help him become President
While he is unaware

bridge
I make tape and video
Of his tiny dick
I send them back to Vladimir
This what does the trick

They blackmail him and call the shots
Now the coup's complete
Russia beat The USA
I caused the defeat

chorus
USSA USSA
I am the Queen of USSA
It feels like dream
But I'm awake
I am Queen of USSA
I am the Queen of USSA

Lyrics written by Frankie D. Roosevelvet © ℗ 2017 Libertas Music

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