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(I'm Not) Kellyanne

Up is down, left is right
Off is on, day is night
Rich is poor, black is white
Strong is weak, loose is tight

War is peace, love is hate
Death is life, lame is great
Good is bad, wrong is right
Lost is found, blind is sight

chorus
Can't you understand
I'm not Kellyanne
Facts are what I say they are
I’m smart and I’m beautiful

chorus
Fast is slow, hot is cold
Wet is dry, young is old
Happy's mad, funny's sad
Metal's wood, paisley's plaid

Soft is hard, rigged is fair
Your winter coat is underwear
Big is small, false is true
Square is round, 3 is 2

chorus

I will reiterate
I’m smart and I’m beautiful
I won’t exaggerate
I’m smart and I’m beautiful

Lyrics written by Frankie D. Roosevelvet © ℗ 2017 Libertas Music

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