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Ivanka

On a scale of 1 to 10
You’re at least a twenty
I gave to you the greatest genes
And a whole shit ton of money

Straight from my balls
And into my life
You’re my daughter, my best friend
Someday soon you’re gonna be my wife

chorus
Ivanka you complete me
You know you make me whole
I can feel your heartbeat
And I can smell your soul

Ivanka you're an angel
Your figure is divine
Lips like silk and hair of gold
I made you, you are mine

Your birthday is the best day to
Whisk you off to France
Limousines and penthouse suites
I kiss softly you while we dance

Christmas is a special time
To buy you fancy things like
Thongs and bras and princess plugs
And very shiny diamond rings

chorus

bridge

The perfect girl in every way
I've been in love since the very first day
I laid my eyes on you –
It’s true

end chorus
Ivanka you complete me
You're my number one
You’ve got brains and you’re a piece of ass
You’re so sexy and you’re so much fun

Ivanka you're an angel
Your figure is divine
Lips like silk and hair of gold
I made you, you are mine

You’re so fine
I made you, you are mine
You’re so fine

Lyrics written by Frankie D. Roosevelvet © ℗ 2017 Libertas Music

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