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Eric & Don

My boys are smart
And debonair
My guys are tough
And they're handsome
And they’re rich as fuck

chorus
Don & Eric
Eric & Don
You guys are my seed
You boys are my spawn

When they kill an elephant
It's not beginners luck
Hanging off a truck
They have the greatest aim
They really don’t suck

chorus

bridge
You can do anything I say
You can do everything my way

chorus

Their wives are perfect 10's
Cherry picked by me
They do as they’re told
I get to fuck 'em first
It's great to be me

I gave you the world
But that’s not enough
Give me more grandsons
I really want more grandsons
Pass on my German blood
It’s really great stuff

chorus x2

Party all night long
On the White House lawn
Or in the Pentagon
I could go on and on and on

You guys are my seed
You boys are my spawn

Lyrics written by Frankie D. Roosevelvet © ℗ 2017 Libertas Music

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