Easy D
Yo Christie, you’re gonna have the meatloaf
Hey Pence, where’s my 9 iron
I’m gonna hit this ball over them mountains
400 yards (Say what?) Yeah boi
My name is Easy D and it's plain to see
Dat I'm the best damn president in history
I got the hands and I got the brains
You know I'll make America great again
I'll build the wall and I'll lay the pipe
I'm gonna make Chicago safe at night
You'll get rich quick and you won't get sick
My bigly plans will do the trick
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Easy D
I’m the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with me
Easy D
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
I do not lie and I don't pretend
That Valdimir Putin is my best friend
Russia's now our little bitch
My big fat trigger finger has an itch
Syria is in my sights
Soon we gonna turn out all their lights
Take the oil, dropping them bombs
The whole Middle East got 99 problems
And every single one is named Easy D (#Covfefe)
Ain't nobody gonna fuck with me
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Easy D
I’m the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
My big fat dick hangs down to my knee
Easy D
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
Come on and gimme some of that Easy D
I never give up and I never back down
I am the new dictator in town
I write the laws and I got the codes
I launch the nukes and I bang them hoes
Every single one will bow to me
You will respect my authority
I am the best, my wife is hot
I live the life and I got a lot
Toilets that are made of gold
My suits all fit and my ties are bold
My steak’s well done just like my hair
No one ever said that life was fair (Oh no they didn’t Easy D)
I am the President and I got it all (Yes you do, yeah)
I built the casinos and I'll build that wall
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Easy D
I’m the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
The best things in life ain’t free (Don’t say that Easy D)
Easy D
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
You know you wanna be me yeah
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Easy D
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
Pour one out for my homies
Easy D
Pour one out for my caddies
He's the king with the bling and the bitches and the benjamins
I got the bling and the benjamins
(Oooh Mr. President)
Hey Kush, Kush get your damn hands off my daughter